How To Make a Clown Even More Creepy

I saw this over at Cafe Society's list of the 10 worst fast food commercials, and I have to agree. I've only been exposed to the current obnoxiously ketchup and mustard colored Ronald McDonald, but the garbage covered, Willard Scott acted clown makes our current version look like Brad Pitt.  If you never want to have your kids go to McDonalds, just show them this cross between a clown and Oscar the Grouch, and you should be okay.