I'm in Florida this week and I have to say it's hot and muggy and they make you show your ID to get into it. That's all mental. However, I think that Mickel will be quite happy with the "quality" of the carpet here:
This is their "ocean" motif. I think it looks like a toddler's finger painting or a Van Gogh goghn wrong.
This is their palm motif in the rooms. This looks like someone vomited blood over a forest floor. Are you more happy with your theory now?