I had this conversation on Wednesday with the fabled A-Rod, the Destroyer (of companies).
A-Rod: Yeah, can I get my Quickbooks running again? It says it needs administrator or something like that and can I get that done if I bring it in?
Me: Yeah, we can get that done.
A: Do you need to do it, or can Nick and Jayne do it?
M: They both can, but I don't think Nick will be in tomorrow, so you should probably go to Jayne.
A: Okay, and you're not going to be there?
M: No, I'm going out of town for a week.
A: Okay, so is Jayne certified to do this?
I think: No, I just told you that she could because I wanted to confuse you. She's actually not certified to do anything.
I say: Yes.
Seriously, who's the idiot who feels the need to say that? I ought to beat him with a tack hammer.