It really was only a matter of time. Our favorite midget actor in Utah County, after making commercials for payday loan companies and starring in low budget and low quality LDS mainstream movies has finally run into the long arm of the law.
It's certainly not as bad of a situation as old Super Dell Schanze ran into when he got in an altercation with some people, what with the pulling of the gun and all, but it's not something that he needs I'm sure.
Now for my semi-interesting Gary Coleman story. I was pulling up to my office and I saw this little short guy getting into a Saturn Sky roadster. I didn't want to look too closely as a) he was awfully short and b) I've heard that if indeed it was Gary Coleman, he was as curmudgeonly as Wilford Brimley. Anyway, through a couple of sideways glances, I determined it was him. I walked in to the office and a couple of people asked if I had seen Gary Coleman. I said "yes, and he drives a Saturn." He didn't visit our company, so he either was using the bathroom downstairs, lost, or visiting the corporate offices of the scrapbook company below us. Whatever the case, we don't know why he was here, it was just our brush with a former child star and gubernatorial candidate.
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Gary Coleman lives in Utah? That's crazy. Is he Mormon? I can't think why else he would live in Utah and star in Church Basketball (or Ward Ball, or whatever it was called).
That's a good story though. The only celebrity story I have is of when I told Jodie Foster where she could use her breast pump.
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